What is worse than a murder in your neighborhood? Pat Collins coming to report on it.

Lucky me, I had Pat Collins, King of the Douchiest of the Douchebag Reporters, in my neighborhood today:

Sorry about that shitty video quality but the report came on right as I was turning on the TV and i just stood there and recorded it with my phone.

You can read about the craziness here if you would like the actual story.

Last night when we were heading home from the Redskins game we didn’t even really give much thought to all the cop cars sitting at the end of the block.  I know that I even said, as we drove passed the area, that the cops were probably just there breaking up a Redskins party that was going a little later (and louder) than was initially planned for a Sunday night.  It was not until this afternoon that I found out what actually happened:  One guy killed another guy and both of these dudes live within a block of me.  And the whole thing was over a fucking speedbump.  You read that right….a SPEEDBUMP.

But to make matters worse, NBC4 sent Pat Collins out here to my neighborhood to add his own little theatrics to the melodrama.  If you don’t know about my hate for this guy, you can read about it here because I don’t really want to get into all of that again.  I just don’t understand why this guy is still on the local news of a major market.

I feel bad for those involved in the tragic events that happened just down the block but my hatred for this asshat apparently runs so deep that it overshadows everything else that happened here overnight.

I hate you Pat Collins.

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4 responses to “What is worse than a murder in your neighborhood? Pat Collins coming to report on it.

  1. P & Red

    HAHAHAAAAA! I hate the “asshat” too! Why does he talk like that?! I’d rather slide down a rusty razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol than watch that man report on, well, ANYTHING! For the love of God please promise me, Mr. OMB, that should something tragic ever happen to me and I am uncapable of telling him to “GET OFF MY LAWN”; that you will get over here as soon as humanly possible and tell him yourself!!!

  2. Staci

    OMG,,,,,Pat Collins is the biggest tool Ive ever seen. Drives me nuts, makes me sick. He needs to be fired. Biggest DB ever.

  3. Nicholas

    My entire family hates him so much. I don’t know how people can watch his segments. He acts like he has a staring role in some awful highschool theater production and not reporting on someone’s death. Despise him.

  4. Kaitlin

    Honestly, my first reaction the first time I saw him was wonderment; who is he, how did he get this job, was this a prank? Did he draw the short stick? My other was fear; will he have a stroke, getting so overwrought? Maybe he went to the Nancy Grace School of ??

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