I know it is hard to believe but it really does get hot outside during the summer months. It seems like 4 or 5 times a day I see that someone posts a picture on Facebook of their car’s thermometer with numbers exceeding 100 degrees. Guess what gang, this isn’t news to us. We know it is fucking hot outside. Unless you are posting this for that one friend that is on some scientific expedition in the Arctic Circle it is not news to anyone.
We all get it.
It’s hotter than a crackhead’s crackpipe out there.
Your car is not 2 miles closer to the sun than everyone else. The only way I will give a shit about the inside of your car breaking the century mark is if it’s the middle of January and you are driving through the Yukon. You see, that would be interesting and newsworthy. But it isn’t when it is the last week of June and you live below the god damn Mason-Dixon line.