I am definitely not a church-goer. There have been times when I have wondered what it would take to get me to attend church on a regular basis. Maybe if I moved to this town I would do more than lay on the couch and watch football on Sundays.
I bet this town always smells fantastic.
I am so hungry right now.
Time to go have some bacon and maybe look for some job opportunities in Bacontown.
I should have known that last night was not going to end up as mild as I thought it would have. I mean, our intention was just to go over to P and Red’s for two reasons. The first reason was, of course, to watch the Caps game. The second was for Deb to play with their 2 tiny little kittens that they just brought home this week. But it is funny how things kind of spiral a bit out of control after the drinks start flowing.
Once the drinks are flowing, some people can’t hold their train of thought:
The highlight of the night though was Church and his willingness to be stripped of his very last shred of dignity all in the name of good fun. If I remember correctly, everything started out innocently enough. Church no longer lives in the area and would love to be able to come back to DC for the Skins vs Cowboys game next year. The problem is that he just couldn’t justify the expense of the trip. P and Josh said that they would love for him to come back for the game. However, with Church being a Cowboys fan they really had their reservations about even going to the game with him…cause we all know what dicks the Cowboys fans can be. This conversation rapidly went south. Church was talked into (and i use the term “talked into” loosely because he was WAAAY too willing to do all of this) wearing the most outlandish Cowboy outfit we could collectively come up with…..
***EDIT: If you are a member of the PC police, please don’t watch the video. And if you are offended at all by the content after watching it is your own fault, you were warned.***
So, yeah….we are all eagerly anticipating the game next year. It should be interesting.